Herald poo

The first bowel movement following a heavy alcohol-fueled night, generally solid and well formed, consisting of the previous days foods, but with the associated knowledge that a far less robust, sloppy alcohol poo is in transit.

Just did the most satisfying herald poo, but with that many beers there's definitely worse to come.

by Brynjamin April 19, 2013

poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.

Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.

by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008

poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.

"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter

by Casual Observer 4565 April 4, 2006

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

Glue Poo

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

by Greenbear December 27, 2007

Pitchin Poo

To give someone a hard time. Giving them a bunch of shit for something. poo

"Hey Tom, why you always pitchin poo at me? It ain't cool."

by mingz December 27, 2007

Poo Gas

A fart that smells like poop because it passes by the poop waiting to come from your anus.

Dude! Do you have to poop cause you just had the worst poo gas!!!

by Stinky McStink Face February 14, 2010