Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018

Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

hey poke the dead guy

what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.

first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."

by crack addict July 3, 2003

poke&run

When someone pokes someone and then runs; they never call again

Dillon and john were haning out.. dillon poked john and run; Poke&run

by Robbbo October 21, 2007

poke dope

Poke Dope, is slang terminology for shooting up, or slamming drugs into the vein, via a needle or (Rig), it is a general definition for all drugs that are injected into the vein through a needle, and doesn't pertain to any particular one.

"I was really into poke dope back in the day."

"John is a real fiend for that poke dope."

by TylerLu December 30, 2007

Poke

Poke is a way to virtually molest people on facebook.

Boy: i just poked you
Girl: Eww you sicko.

by the poke master March 9, 2011