Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

Pain Pig

A pain pig is a person, most commonly a male, who gets aroused by their dominant partner inflicting pain on them during sex. This is a common term in the homosexual culture, and the pain is often inflicted by whips, floggers, paddles, or in some cases hit candle wax or cock and ball torture

Charlotte stepped on my testicles with a spike heel and I loved it because I’m such a pain pig.

by MBPM June 22, 2023

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pig Pox

another term for the Swine flu or h1n1 virus

Hey, you got Pig Pox?

by MaddCadder November 5, 2009

Crockly Pig

Another word for woodlouse.

Oh no there’s a ‘Crockly Pig’ on the carpet. Get it out!!!

by emilykatewords February 3, 2019

Tater Pig

A sausage link inserted into the core of a baked potato, which is then split down the middle and placed on some sort of a serving plate. Toppings are then placed on top of the potato/sausage combination. Toppings include but are not limited to: Sour Cream, Bacon Bits, Chives, Butter, Chili, Cheese, Salt and Pepper.

Often results in several hours spent on the porcelain throne 1-4 days after consuming.

Sold at State/County Fairs and similar events, also sold at the Twin Falls County Fair.

Burt: Dude, did you get yourself one of those tater pigs over there?

Freddy: No way man! I learned my lesson last year after I ate one and spent 4 hours on the john with explosive diarrhea.

Chuck: I spent all day yesterday drilling holes in potatoes, and stuffing them with sausages for the Tater Pig booth.

Bob: Brutal, I hope we sell them all so that your work doesn't go to waste.

by tfmagichords December 2, 2011

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012