Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012

Snack Pimp

a really big-ass snack.

"Dude, that cupcake was the size of my head."

"Some hardcore snack pimping there mate."

by donna.harrison.twist March 24, 2012

child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 5, 2013

butterfly pimp

An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."

Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.

by Steve-er January 22, 2014

Campers Pampers

An adult diaper brand used for soldiers and snipers while in combat. This prevents them from leaving the battlefield or their post to take a shit. This may give away your position as the smell of your shit will probably be noticed. So good luck.

I had to use campers pampers to make sure that I didn't leave my sniper post. I was able to successfully take down the target all without moving to shit.

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

Sass Pimp

A collector of sassy friends.

"Cliff is sassy. No, he encourages good sass. Cliff is kind of like a curator of sass. He's... a sass pimp. It surrounds and follows him."

by Dance. Geek. October 11, 2016

limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016