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Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.
I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.
by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009
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Cougar Pocket

The slang given to a cougar's (older female) genitalia.
Cougar to a young male at the bar: "You play your cards right I might let you feel my cougar pocket."
by msmayhemm August 25, 2010
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empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer
by dherbig April 19, 2011
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Slippy Pocket

Slippy pocket: Created when rumor of a man having sex with a hot pocket circulated the internet. Vagina = slippery (hot) pocket hence, "slippy pocket"
Lemme get some of that slippy pocket babe! I had some slippy pocket last night.
by bigdaddyrick November 23, 2011
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Star-Pocketed

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.
He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!
by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011
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gammon pocket

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night
by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013
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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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