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false period 

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse
Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.
Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

2-D period 

When a period is light enough that it only produces a very liquified waste; the viscosity of a 2-D period is extremely thin
Boy: "Hey how's your period?"
Girl: "Light enough that we can have sex, it's only a 2-D period"
2-D period by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015

the annoying period 

another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent
A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough

honeymoon - period

The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
honeymoon - period by Greg54 November 15, 2005