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Peanut Shark 

When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!

2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.

3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.
Peanut Shark by KillaDilla November 23, 2010

Peanut Butter Porcupine 

a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation
man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine

peanut butter legs 

"Hey that bitch's got peanut butter legs."
peanut butter legs by yo mama June 17, 2003

peanut butter boy

A male prostitute who only works while lathered head to toe in peanut butter. (the chunkier the better)
did you hear about Frankie Muniz? He couldn't afford his rent anymore so he became a peanut butter boy.
peanut butter boy by dooped January 28, 2016

Peanut cake 

A cake in which is made up of peanuts.
lets eat some peanut cake niggazzz
Peanut cake by Kalen M. October 24, 2008