Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.

Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?

by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

Patch

Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end

They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz

by Kj4xxx July 28, 2025

Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

Pumpkin War-patch

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.

Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!

by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025