by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016
Get the Snatch patchmug. 
/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 4, 2017
Get the Cabbage Patchmug. by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025
Get the Patchingmug. The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.
Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022
Get the Briar Patchingmug. When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.
Person 1: what you get up to last night?
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
by LazerCat July 17, 2025
Get the New Jersey Blumpkin Patchmug. by your slut September 3, 2010
Get the princess patchmug.