Epic Party Guy

Any one person whom within the first 2 days of living in a college dorm throws a party of epic proportions within said dorm and the party ends with 7 police charges upon the party thrower, including at least one felony, has at least 6 Paramedics, 2 Narcotics Officers, and 4 Resident Advisors present by the end of the epic party, and results in the party thrower’s expulsion from the dorm and suspension from school within the next 3 days.

Person #1: Dude, is that Caskey?
Person #2: Who? You mean Epic Party Guy? Didn't you here about the party during the summer? That dude threw it!
Person #1: No way! That shit was crazy!

by Ambian April 10, 2009

Ratchet Party

The gathering of socially undesirable people for the purpose of drinking, smoking and lewd dancing.

Sarah: Hey Jessica, were you invited to Starr's ratchet party tonight? Jessica: Starr knows not to invite me, I'm not a ratchet, I wouldn't be caught dead shaking my booty in front of others.

by Tennessee Shine August 7, 2015

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

GOING A GAY PARTY

WHEN SOMEONE YOU KNOW FINALLY ADMITS HE OR SHE IS A HOMOSEXUAL YOU THROW THEM A COMING OUT PARTY SAYING FAREWELL TO THERE STRAIGHTNESS.

DID YOU HEAR JOE FINALLY ADMITTED HE WAS NOT STRAIGHT? WE SHOULD TOTALLY THROW HIM A GOING A GAY PARTY

by TELDO February 27, 2009

party shock

When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".

Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.

by TLC1234 September 25, 2005

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Rick Perry Party

The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.

1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"

2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"

by Unknownfrito August 11, 2011