Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

G1 Parker

When someone parks half in and half out of the parking spot.

Shit what the fuck bro. Gawd thats a real g1 parker there.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Hank Parker

Superior to all others.

I am HANK PARKER.

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018

parker

the best person in the world

parker is very cool

by bonesndall May 24, 2022

Parker

My enemy

Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this

by ParkerHater420 February 28, 2024

Parkere

A short male, very funny and caring but lowkey scary as hell. probably unstable.

“Parkere, is literally insane.”
“i met a boy just like Parkere”

by luno go crazee July 2, 2023