princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'

Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!

by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005

panking

Having a wank in a public place.

"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"

by Dundonian Home Slice August 1, 2008

Parking like a Pakistani

When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk

James totally parked his car like a pakistani.

There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?

I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.

by Deshi71 September 14, 2010

Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.

After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.

by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011

Parking Lot Pimping

Sitting in the car at the club with no plans of going inside

I don't have a new outfit for the club so Im gone just go parking lot pimping

by shanlw February 7, 2007

parallel parking

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.

As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.

by Cabot November 17, 2006

packin' heat

To have a bigger dick than your size suggests.

Mike: Hey man I saw this short old armenian dude buying two boxes of magnums in 7-11 the other day.
Jason: Holy shit, either he's sellin' condoms to the bruthas on the street or he's packin' heat.

by Michael Whalen January 5, 2008