Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

Vladimir Puttin

A dick being farted on

Guys gets eroused by getting his dick being farted on is a Vladimir Puttin

by Trich5461 June 26, 2021

Chicken Putty

A chicken who falls into a pool of any type of cream.

Shit! The chickens fell in the pool of (Insert a type of cream)

Looks like some good chicken putty

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.

Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?

by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023

One-Putter-Putter

KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics

Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a

One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

Pussy Putty

The art of manipulating a woman into sexual acts regarding her pussy against her initial desire. Usual a tactic used by the pussy puppeteer.

I didn't set out to do it doggy style, but i was pussy putty in his hands and glad I did.

by Marci Mac April 27, 2024