power

A power is actually a clever combination of the words "poo" and "shower". Someone takes a power when they happen to poo and then shower without having to leave the bathroom.

Jerry: Hey man, what's going on?
Jack: Nothing much. I just took a power.
Jerry: Really? That's pretty badass.
Jack: I know, dude. I know. I take a power at least twice a day. It just makes sense. It's like my favorite thing to do.

by Ugan4a November 3, 2008

gary powell

the ex-libertines drummer, spends most of his time with his top off.

"wow gary powell's body is hot"

"i wish gary powell would put a top on for a change"

"libertines would not be the same without gary"

by lisa5672 November 30, 2006

Girl Power

A pop culture motto used to stitch feminism into young girls/teenagers. Supposed to promote sexual equality, even though it suggests that females have superior rights to males. Frequently used by females to annoy egalitarian males who try to keep everyone's voice and rights at an equal. My opinion: EVERYONE is equal, so Girl Power and Men's Health BOTH go to hell.

1. C'mon, go girl! Fight him with Girl Power!
2. This boy does not want to give up his tent! It's raining outside! Girl Power! Drag him out!
3. (Milan is giving a speech that justifies the Atheo-Humanist Doctrine)
Milan: ... If we can't unite as a whole, we shall not proceed... No triage is to be given in rights and services, for everyone, black or white, male or female, deserves them the same...
Girl: You're a faggot! You're saying that we can't get the service we need as GIRLS?
Milan: (I need a drink...)

by AMDFiend October 30, 2005

powder puff

Football played by a bunch of drunk, hot high school girls on school nights. Being drunk their clothes get ripped off and they don't care, they just continue to play.

Man I love powderpuff. That chick got all her clothes except for her thong ripped off. What a way to spend a Tuesday night.

by the elect April 12, 2005

power bottom

a synonym for describing dio brando from jojo’s bizarre adventure

pucci: ”bro, that guy over there looks like such a dio brando.”
jotaro: “yeah, what a power bottom.”

by shsl jojo reference October 26, 2019

power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.

How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Nick Jonas Power Moment

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A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.

Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.

by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009