Mush pot

A mush pot is a dick that is short and fat. Often described to be a dick that looks like a mushroom. If you have one you know life isn’t going so well.

That guy Armando has a mush pot, it’s pretty sad.

by Jasminexss November 10, 2018

Pot stare

The blank stare that is created from smoking pot. However, can just simply be a blank stare that is not pot induced.

Dude, blink...and close your mouth.

Sorry, I just had a pot stare moment

by two-peas January 16, 2008

Yoghurt Pot

This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.

Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.

Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot

Guy 1: Man thats sick!!

Guy 2:LOLOLOL

by Da Fizzle Shizzle August 7, 2009

potted meat

a group of hot sexy stoned guys

hey...check out all that potted meat!!!!

by paganagitana June 2, 2007

Pots and pans

Basically sexual favors exchanged by roommates who aren't a couple.

Sure, I'll wash your pots and pans.

by Sackackack June 5, 2010

pot hole

a pot hole is a pothead who is an asshole.

Man i am glad Steve smoke all of weed with us but that nigga is a pot hole.

by jew c tuatte March 15, 2009

The Lobster Pot

Best restaurant in the world. Located on Henry Street in Limerick. The Garlic Cheese Chip goes down like a can of worms when you're doing the dog's bollocks on it. Try their battered sausage meal during the day and you won't look back.

The other night McEvoy lied down on the entrance mat of the Lobster Pot and went to sleep.

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 3, 2005