Skip to main content

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.
Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.
by Troy1983 March 1, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butter War Godmug.

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
mugGet the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug.

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
mugGet the Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug.

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
mugGet the hot peanut butter fartmug.

Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.
Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Corndogmug.

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
by Gilburt February 4, 2025
mugGet the Peanut butter glovemug.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
mugGet the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug.

Share this definition