oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Ovenated

When you throw something into an oven and its cooked (that's lame) and when you take it out that means the item is now ovenated

The fork I put in the oven became ovenated when I took it out.

by AsophagusDometricusMan July 14, 2025

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Oven

A metal box, but you use it to cook.

Mat: "Is my food ready?"
Jacob: "Nah, I kinda burnt it in the oven."

by NascarDriverBurak101 February 25, 2022

CUM OVEN

A Warm Mouth for Heating Things Up !

He needed his package heated up so his buddy Chris offered up the use of his cum oven !

by Lucky Logan October 14, 2025