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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

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Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020
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A-levels

A form of torture that will be used within the last years of high school to inflict as much pain as possible on you in the hope you will stay in high school for longer
These A-levels made me stay in high school for another 2 years
by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020
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bar level

(Adj.) Not bad (maybe even decent), but not good enough to choose over more popular alternatives.
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.

Person B: How good was it?

Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020
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A Level

When you feel euphoria beyond normal.
As the poppers rose thru their nostrils and cleared any sign of cellular life in the brain, the thought of euphoria; of life without illusion emerged they exclaimed, "I'm on a Level!" Then w/o warning the mood dropped and they looked around to see nobody left at the party ☹️ - Dillon
by AidanEriol July 24, 2020
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Second Level

Soccer term referring to the area of space on a field created by player performing any type of Overlap or Underlap. The space may also be created with any player making a run to get behind a line of defense from the opposing team after a teammate Off the ball Checks In. The Second Level is a space where the player On the ball looks to send various types of Through Balls in order to break lines in the opponent’s formation. Term is mostly used in terms of attacking.
Play the second level and get in for the negative ball!
by ProfessionalCoaches August 31, 2020
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Level

Verb: To obliterate or to force back to an earlier era of technology. Basically to level a civilization would be to nuke it or do something so destructive that its technology goes back to the stone age, or just gets obliterated completely.
The city of Dale is too damaged to be fixed, we need to level it before any repairing can be done.
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Level 2 Orgasm

The Level 2 Orgasm, also known as the 'Tier 2 Orgasm,' is the holy grail of male masturbation.

In essence, it is an orgasm on top of an orgasm.

"I was masturbating to kinky scene of a TV show in my bedroom when I was a teen when climaxed. As I did, I felt a strange sensation on top the pleasure of orgasm; I felt a sort of 'itch', that I was used to feeling during masturbation, and that usually ended upon climax. On this occasion, that 'itch,' however, did not abate, but instead intensified. I kept stroking, as fast and hard as I could, and within moments, I was orgasming again, despite the fact that my original orgasm had not ceased. This second orgasm was even more intense, and it was as if it was an orgasm on top of an orgasm. I couldn't believe it - it was the best orgasm I have ever had."

Always remember this one thing: If and when you have a 'Level 2,' you will know. There is no point in fooling oneself into thinking anything less than what I have described constitutes a 'Level 2.'
It's been about 10 years now, and Although I have tried, I have never since achieved a Level 2 Orgasm again. I've tried everything - every different sensitive part of my genitals, every stroke, every speed, but nothing has worked. I often find myself wondering if I'll ever experience a 'Level 2' again... In recent years, I have even felt myself come close, but alas, I always fall short of having a second, 'cumulative' orgasm on top of the first. At times I even find myself trying to convince myself a close attempt may even have been a less powerful 'Level 2'; but truthfully, I know in my heart this is not the case.
by Jensik April 14, 2017
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