Omega Man

Coined in 2022 by me. The best man. The sexiest man. The smartest man. Better than the alpha male or sigma male. You may go through 10 of them, but once you get to me, you're done. You'll never want another.

"I'm the Omega Man, the last man you'll ever need!"

by ZenixSaxzon August 2, 2022

Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.

I just made a mouth omelet.

by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010

Rage-ometer

The measure of rage accomplished in a single night. Deciding factors include the amount of alcohol consumed, people fucked, and poor decisions made.

Dude, last night was a perfect 10 on the rage-ometer.

Rage-ometer set, let's rage.

by Addalicia June 2, 2011

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018

Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005

Omert

to take a vow of silence in the Mafia, punishable by death if not upheld.

omert, omert, omert,...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.

"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"

by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011