from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011
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i was writin the entry then by accidnet i told iTunes to load the new version
newayz at least i didnt write much
well no blood for oil is a slogan used against the war in the Middle East
it means dont kill ppl just cuz u greedy assholes (you meaning george bush and his administration..not u reading this or the editorz) want fucking oil
and its obvious that thats the reason for the war...duhhh
lol the whole war on terror is bullshit straight up
i swear its soo stupid
ne1 with at least 5 IQ should be able to infer that the war is because of oil
georgie doesnt care about the ppl in the middle east
9/11 wasnt the reason for the war, the war would've happened anyway
i bet george bush is even happy he found an excuse
i wouldnt be surprised if he planned it
but thats going a bit far
newayz i thought of writing this bcuz today in class we had to write remembrance day poems and the class was going over the different ones by diff groups
i had finally convinced my group to write no blood for oil, but that cut it i was gonna say cuz we want oil, they said because people want oil
so newayzzz wat happened was the supply teacher lady that comes in was like i dont noe if we shud include this and i was like its the truth and my teacher who hadnt left yet gave me an dirty look and said wanna go out in the hall and ya i realized how much ppl dont wanna expose the truth
well yea thats purtty much it
i was writin the entry then by accidnet i told iTunes to load the new version
newayz at least i didnt write much
well no blood for oil is a slogan used against the war in the Middle East
it means dont kill ppl just cuz u greedy assholes (you meaning george bush and his administration..not u reading this or the editorz) want fucking oil
and its obvious that thats the reason for the war...duhhh
lol the whole war on terror is bullshit straight up
i swear its soo stupid
ne1 with at least 5 IQ should be able to infer that the war is because of oil
georgie doesnt care about the ppl in the middle east
9/11 wasnt the reason for the war, the war would've happened anyway
i bet george bush is even happy he found an excuse
i wouldnt be surprised if he planned it
but thats going a bit far
newayz i thought of writing this bcuz today in class we had to write remembrance day poems and the class was going over the different ones by diff groups
i had finally convinced my group to write no blood for oil, but that cut it i was gonna say cuz we want oil, they said because people want oil
so newayzzz wat happened was the supply teacher lady that comes in was like i dont noe if we shud include this and i was like its the truth and my teacher who hadnt left yet gave me an dirty look and said wanna go out in the hall and ya i realized how much ppl dont wanna expose the truth
well yea thats purtty much it
by Lil Revolitionary November 10, 2006
Get the no blood for oil mug.An end-of-the-world doomsday cult. People who deny that we still have a good 150-200 years of oil left as well as dozens of other energy sources that will easily and painlessly replace oil when the time comes. Peak oil is the belief that oil supplies have already, or will shortly, pass the 50% depletion mark, at which time civilization will collapse and billions will starve because there is nothing to replace oil.
by 2182 July 11, 2009
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i was writin the entry then by accidnet i told iTunes to load the new version
newayz at least i didnt write much
well no blood for oil is a slogan used against the war in the Middle East
it means dont kill ppl just cuz u greedy assholes (you meaning george bush and his administration..not u reading this or the editorz) want fucking oil
and its obvious that thats the reason for the war...duhhh
lol the whole war on terror is bullshit straight up
i swear its soo stupid
ne1 with at least 5 IQ should be able to infer that the war is because of oil
georgie doesnt care about the ppl in the middle east
9/11 wasnt the reason for the war, the war would've happened anyway
i bet george bush is even happy he found an excuse
i wouldnt be surprised if he planned it
but thats going a bit far
newayz i thought of writing this bcuz today in class we had to write remembrance day poems and the class was going over the different ones by diff groups
i had finally convinced my group to write no blood for oil, but that cut it i was gonna say cuz we want oil, they said because people want oil
so newayzzz wat happened was the supply teacher lady that comes in was like i dont noe if we shud include this and i was like its the truth and my teacher who hadnt left yet gave me an dirty look and said wanna go out in the hall and ya i realized how much ppl dont wanna expose the truth
well yea thats purtty much it
i was writin the entry then by accidnet i told iTunes to load the new version
newayz at least i didnt write much
well no blood for oil is a slogan used against the war in the Middle East
it means dont kill ppl just cuz u greedy assholes (you meaning george bush and his administration..not u reading this or the editorz) want fucking oil
and its obvious that thats the reason for the war...duhhh
lol the whole war on terror is bullshit straight up
i swear its soo stupid
ne1 with at least 5 IQ should be able to infer that the war is because of oil
georgie doesnt care about the ppl in the middle east
9/11 wasnt the reason for the war, the war would've happened anyway
i bet george bush is even happy he found an excuse
i wouldnt be surprised if he planned it
but thats going a bit far
newayz i thought of writing this bcuz today in class we had to write remembrance day poems and the class was going over the different ones by diff groups
i had finally convinced my group to write no blood for oil, but that cut it i was gonna say cuz we want oil, they said because people want oil
so newayzzz wat happened was the supply teacher lady that comes in was like i dont noe if we shud include this and i was like its the truth and my teacher who hadnt left yet gave me an dirty look and said wanna go out in the hall and ya i realized how much ppl dont wanna expose the truth
well yea thats purtty much it
by Lil Revolitionary November 10, 2008
Get the no blood for oil mug.(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.
Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.
"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
Get the Snake Oil-Bama Salesman mug.When bloke having multiple orgasms, the EVOO is the first press of the olives this is the tastiest thickest and best fluid, denotes the first money shot of many in a sex session.
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