by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong November 19, 2015
1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
by Utah Rob December 03, 2020
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
by Vanderslar April 28, 2020
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022