pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.
I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.
by scotsman_too_hotsman March 07, 2009
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sausage jockey

A Passive homosexual who practices anal sex.
Brighton is full of Sausage-Jockeys
by Linael November 19, 2003
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Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret
Sausage hamsters make great pets.
by minari-naga March 25, 2005
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Trick Sausage

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.
Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"
by MNMoore December 20, 2006
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Sausage party

1 an orgy
Or
2 a shitty Seth rogen movie
I did a sausage Party watching sausage party in the theater last night.
by Imthepugster. August 08, 2016
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sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .
The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .
by Gibdog82 February 02, 2016
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bot a sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.
Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"
by David J Wild September 05, 2008
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