When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan
by AGB7 October 12, 2017
A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.
"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
"He's such an arse biscuit"
by M December 09, 2004
dunlop has seen his arse again.
ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.
surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.
ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.
surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.
by Ginlarde October 03, 2008
To become angry or humiliated
If you don't clean this place up, Mum will see her arse when she gets home!
or
If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!
or
If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!
by firm shark gift September 17, 2008