non sequitur

A statement that has no relation to the previous statement. Often used for comical purposes.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.

"Dude, that is so non sequitur."
Also, See, LFO's "Summer Girls"

by dtothek October 17, 2007

non-cents

Non-Cents refers to the bile when a lesser mortal tries to give his 2cents and ends up getting totally owned by the powers that be in a single swift moment.

hey JK... wake the fuck up and give the proper studio credit!

this aint the first time.
2cent

(Feb 26 05, 09:12)
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Bah! Blow it out your ear.
jkristofer

(Feb 26 05, 09:36)

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hey.. what the fuck did you do?... i can't even log out now, am i trapped here forever?

let me out bitches!

non-cents
(Feb 26 05, 10:06)

by QBN4LIFE February 26, 2005

Non Sequitur

1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

2. A statement (reply) that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

None of you have ever heard the word Non Sequitur before.

by ***DESTROY*** August 12, 2003

non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
http://www.cafepress.com/shamelesshumor/643594

by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

non-traffic

the lack of traffic.

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.

by josh davis20 January 12, 2008

non-piss

What teetotallers like to do at the weekend.

I went out on the non-piss last night.

by Little-Miss-Hermaphrodite May 6, 2008

non fart day

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008