cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

to-do list

A sheet of household tasks dat one or more people make a huge noisy fuss regarding.

Any written collection of disagreeable jobs can very easily become a to-do list with either da labor-requesters or da unfortunate workers, since either said foremen might become upset dat said activities aren't being performed quickly and/or well enough, or said laborers detest having to expend da time/effort/brain-power to complete said drudgeries.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Impossible Levels List

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

by andromedagmd November 25, 2024

touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

Bathtub List

A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.

Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.

He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.

by Lady cranberry June 18, 2025

No client list

But... You said there WAS one on several occasions... And now there is NOT one... So you got rid of you?

Hym "So what Pam Boni is saying is that there's no client list NOW... There WAS one! It was ON HER DESK she said... And now there ISN'T one... So, the next logical follow up question is: WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? There WAS one and now there's NOT one... Where did it go, Pam!? You had it on you desk! And there ARE victims, right? You said there were victims... And that THE REASON you weren't releasing it immediately was that you wanted to protect the VICTIMS... And if there are VICTIMS OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT PROSTITUTED UNDERAGED GIRLS TO RICH PEOPLE... Then their MUST NECESSARILY BE clients who paid for the prostitution! Where is the victim list? I want the victims. Ask them to do a line up. Here's a list of rich people, did you get fucked on an island by said rich person. Go. Go do it now. What did you do with the list, Pam? You had it on your desk- 😮 PAM!? DID YOU LOSE THE LIST!? She HAD it and now it's gone! Where did it go!?"

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Chekov another name on the list

What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.

Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025