Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

by Jacob w June 17, 2012

Vanilla Nice

(N.) Vanilla Ice's 12 year old son he had during the making of Cool as Ice.

"I'd rather die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son..." Eminem

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Nice Boobs

When you Compliment a Lady’s

Boobs

Guy 1: Hey Linda has nice boobs.
Guy 2: Yeah she does.

by TODDLER DICTIONARY August 19, 2019

Nice pull

A 2 world definition:

1) a congratulations to a Smoker in Left4Dead on pulling a survivor to incapacitation.

2) a compliment to a real-life smoker who pulls in a hot date.

1) (after a smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge or while alone) "Nice pull!"

2) (after your smoker friends nabs a hot 'date' at a bar/club) "Dude, nice pull!"

by addictedtogaming March 15, 2009

Nice Whan

expression used to signify general approval or appreciation of an action or statement.

Ben: Rit, I put your chips in the oven, to keep warm.

Rit: Nice Whan. They'll like that.


Ben: I pulled this girl who looks like Kelly Brook.

Rit: Nice Whan.

by Mr Ben Watson December 29, 2003

Nice Ride!

A Nice Ride is a girl that has a nice booty/ass/butt/bum.

Damn ma thats a Nice Ride!

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

thats nice

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011