beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.

"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."

by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019

Moon Pie

Basically a cream pie in ur ass

Moon Pie: Example above

by impala.45 October 18, 2019

Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.

Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate

by MommaGeee April 9, 2021

moon cricket

black male that screams like monkey

My god there is a moon cricket in Zanesfield!

by carlos spicy weiner256 October 8, 2021

Moon Juice

An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.

“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”

by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"

Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.

by Cornzilla April 12, 2023