Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.

Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.

by Slainte October 4, 2013

mobile shaghi

Mobile Shanghai is when somebody unplugs your phone and plugs in theirs to charge it.

"your brother took my phone off the charger and charge his phone!" Said mom.
"He oulled a mobile shaghi"

by poppy3415 October 19, 2013

Mobile Oral Fenestration

Giving/receiving head though the window of two vehicles that are side by side as they are driving down the road. Done in vehicles like school buses or vans.

Paul took out his dick and the jot girl in the bus next to us started giving him mobile oral fenestration.

by The Individualist May 13, 2014

mobile ho

Refers to a nasty girl from the trailer park.

Yo, that slut Crystal is such a mobile ho.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

mobile warrior

Someone who would be a keyboard warrior but cant afford a laptop or PC

Get a laptop mobile warrior

by banter is key January 6, 2017