frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 02, 2017

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 01, 2016

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 04, 2015

The Ming Dynasty

It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner

Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty

by Ba_nanaman November 21, 2024

Minge-sen

Another term for the female Vagina

I rubbed her Minge-sen

by Mc-Strap on December 15, 2010

minge balls

Droopy fanny flaps that resemble saggy balls

Girl: I walked in the bathroom and she was bent over shaving what looked like saggy balls!
Other Girl: she has minge balls!!

by GurkinHead December 06, 2013

Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis

Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!

by Sylvester Hilda August 26, 2021