Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.

Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.

by Yaboy9898 November 11, 2020

midget

a short person

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!

by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022

Midget

Olle

Olle is such a midget

by pottanpro September 17, 2019

Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.

"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"

by equinox_07 September 02, 2017

Midget

Sampada and Isha

Sampada and Isha are midgets

by Spinner1202 July 09, 2018

drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 22, 2017

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 11, 2019