A pretentious person who cares about their social image to the point where they would harm others around them and switch up on their friends just to carve out a certain reputation for themselves; an advanced form of social climbing.
Mark deleted all of his really cool social media posts as soon as he started befriending those frat dudes just because he thought they would criticize him for it, what an image merchant! Never expected that from such a chill guy.
by SSJHamood February 21, 2026
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Get the Decision Merchant mug.Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."
A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"
Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"
Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
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Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
by LoganLogger March 25, 2025
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