Commonly used by those withing the "nerd" world, math says no when one is attempting to do something that is mathematically impossible.
by sdmented June 28, 2009
Get the Math Says Nomug. Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!
Patrick: Math is power!
by Plasmus October 13, 2018
Get the Math is power!mug. The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
Get the Sweat-mathingmug. Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.
Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!
by WWOREOD April 13, 2021
Get the Gaetz Mathmug. i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
Get the Math Financemug. Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
Get the Pregnancy Mathmug. *It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018
Get the Alien Mathmug.