turtle face mushroom-head 

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

turtle face mushroom-head by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Tilly Tubby The Mushroom

Tyler is a mushroom, and a tilly tubby. He is a friend of a bully, Eric the bully.

Tilly tubby the mushroom is weird. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Un sha ba chi.

Tilly Tubby The Mushroom by Breadguy May 17, 2019

The shitaki mushroom 

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

The shitaki mushroom by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Cream of mushroom 

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

Cream of mushroom by Finger food November 12, 2020

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

oklahoma stuffed mushroom by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

xx_that_mushroom_.wiz 

My idol and the best person

Person 1: hey do you follow xx_that_mushroom_.wiz ?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: d a t e m e

xx_that_mushroom_.wiz by Ginger_cutie February 23, 2021

The Red Mushroom 

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

The Red Mushroom by anonymous February 11, 2022