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The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
by Jersey King September 30, 2020
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Cream of mushroom

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
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oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020
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xx_that_mushroom_.wiz

Person 1: hey do you follow xx_that_mushroom_.wiz ?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: d a t e m e
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The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023
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