Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

by FreakyFelonFriday February 06, 2021

Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 30, 2021

Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 21, 2017

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 21, 2016

Masturbation fodder

A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.

Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!

by sluttytawny March 19, 2023

Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns

After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen

by Boobiejams January 23, 2019

Masturbation Station

Masturbation Station Masturbation Station

Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!

by Anonimo369 March 17, 2022