Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 21, 2017

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Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 04, 2018

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Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 21, 2016

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Masturbation fodder

A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.

Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!

by sluttytawny March 19, 2023

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masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 04, 2022

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