Dorky loser

Someone who’s toes get numb in the pool and has a small wewonker

That kid across the street is a dorky loser

by Loser dork May 24, 2019

Loser

A lovely, loving, amazing, daughter of God.

P1: YOU LOSER
P2: thanks!

by Pineapple89 December 28, 2023

Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd

There are some abortion losers in my family.

by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023

Loser

Loser is the guy that has No dignity

This greek fag Dimitrios has been exposed all over Internet .He is a Loser

by Dumbassfag March 4, 2022

That's So Loser

An exclamation or expression of dislike, objection or frustration targeted towards a specific circumstance, object, event, person, or pretty much anything else that is particularly unfortunate or negative for whatever reason.

Person A: Allison can't come to the mall today because her mom wants her to stay at home.
Person B: That's so loser!

Person A: Did you notice that Kim wore the same exact dress as you to the party?
Person B: That's so loser!

Person A: Sorry I didn't call you back last night. My phone died.
Person B: That's so loser!

by Monica Landy September 26, 2008

Loser

Someone who sleeps drunk on a college classroom floor because they have no direction in life, goals, or any real friends. Typically uses weed and alcohol as a way to escape from their problems and doesn't like to admit when they're wrong. Most of the time loser's create their own problems and blame it on everyone else.

" I had this friend who had it going for them but now they're just a LOSER who threw their life away"

by ratchetcarl7263 February 28, 2021