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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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Logic

Logic, that is, rationality, is the sequential unfolding of Reality, resulting from the tension between noumenal Reality as it is in-itself and Appearance, finite Reality mediated by a Consciousness. This unfolding takes the form of a dialectical progression.

This Dialectic has three, distinct stages:

1. thesis ( the thesis is nothing else than the indeterminate, positive beginning of the dialectical process; the tension mentioned above results in a contradiction. The latter can only be overcome by transcending (opposing) the thesis. )
2. antithesis ( The antithesis is the positing of the sublation (determinate negation) of the thesis )
3. synthesis ( “divergent thinking”; here, the linear dialectical progression stops, and the contradiction which the thesis was in-itself becomes explicit. The thesis lets go of the contradictions in which it was caught up )

All Logical Patterns have their origin in this dialectical progression, and are either a Thesis, Antithesis or Synthesis.
The Logic-ality of Reality is the condition of the possibility of the existence of Patterns.
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
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Logical Operator

An Asian kid on Twitter that thinks he's a big hacker because he owns a couple databases and runs a skid website. Often leaves Discords because he gets triggered due to people being racist to him.

People often call him LogiBear because he's obsessed with bears.

@Chessboard on Twitter
When Logical Operator cyber bullies Russian:
Stop bullying me LogiBear - Russian 2017
by Chessboard June 25, 2017
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Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!
Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!
by KaliScar February 16, 2021
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mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.
Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.
by Logic.mia April 10, 2015
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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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