pig licker

someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal

"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 16, 2003

girraffe Licker

When a Man Stands And a Woman Masturbates Him From A Kneeling Position. She Then Starts To Lick The Undercarrage Of His Balls. Thus Looking Like a Girraffe Licking For Leaves In A High treetop

"oooH Thats Right Baby Just There, Right There You Girraffe Licker"

by Thugz Cuny March 23, 2009

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Clitty Licker

Aussie slang for a lesbian.

Clitty Licker: Hey, Kaz! Get ova hea ya clitty likah!

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Snicker Licker

A girl who has relations with black guys.

Snicker refering to their "part"

Gina only dates black guys, she is a snicker licker.

by CouchBug August 3, 2008