liberty spike

to spike (ones) hair into several tall peaks, like the statue of liberty, by use of gell or wax

"wow joel your hair looks awesome liberty spiked!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Liberal

The top percentage of intelligence in America. Unfortunately, their are enough conservatives to simply overwhelm Liberals, especially in the uneducated and regilious zealot redneck states.

New York voted for John Kerry even when it was attacked by terrorists. Conservatives response to the terrorist attacks were to invade one country that had very little to do with 9/11 attacks and another that had absolutely nothing to do with it. What retards.

by booser August 10, 2005

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Liberio

A Badass Mutha Fucka, who loves hot dogs and bitches. Merica is life, try him and he will test you. Loyal, a ride or die kind of guy. Will be there for you, but must have whiskey. If you can't have his heart, you can't have his whiskey.

That dude over there just punched Merica into that guy, he must be a Liberio!

by Twizzlers12 September 3, 2016

Libotomy

1. Reduction in brain functions from ingesting aggressive liberal rhetoric.

1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.

2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.

by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018

Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

liberals

The people who created the freedoms you live with.

Liberals helped form the Union and rights for employees.

by NickGXZ April 10, 2005