sponge bob loose pants

1: A guy with overly baggy pants that have animal patterns on them

"Hey that guy over there has really baggy pants with animal patterns on them"

"yea...who is he sponge bob loose pants?"

by jenny ol fire January 11, 2009

Poose on the Loose

The Puss on the Loose also known as Poose on the Loose is when a woman's puss puss is loose on the run. Basically the puss has become sentient and is searching for all the dickers.

Pronounced: "Poose on the Loose"

Jessica: What's up with Karen? She's been gobbling up cock all day every day!

John: Nah d00d, it's not her fault... She got a Poose on the Loose!

by CaptainGwenCats January 15, 2018

Loose meat sandwich

To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.

I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.

by IrishB April 24, 2016

Looseguard

When you unconsciously leave your mouth open

Ero is looseguarding for the 15th time in the last two minutes

by It is wat it is May 23, 2020

Loose Juice

Is a large man who after consuming massive amounts of alcohol, goes into an uncontrollable, unstoppable rage after failing to bring home a girl from the bar. The loose juice tends to break anything in site in order to satisfy his caveman like needs to release his juice.

Alex came home from the bar extremely intoxicated and acted like a loose juice, smashing bottles in the street and punching holes in the wall while his friends watched unable to stop him.

by Little Steeler Fan March 17, 2009

loose duece

When you need to poo so bad that it keeps coming back even after you've already completed a normal poop.

Bro, where's Dan at?

Dunno brah, think he had to paddle in from dakine waves because of his loose duece.

by nemo eddie September 24, 2008

phone looser

One who always looses their cell phone.

Chad: Why cant Alexis call you tonight?
Gary: Because she's a phone looser!!

by Gary Meiman April 15, 2008