by nerdboy July 28, 2003

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.
*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

Did you see Rocko tearin up the lane in his Nissan Z, he was COMING! Boy i tell ya he was comin mighty fast
by hugnnpoopsen May 25, 2014

by LaneHutsonisthebestplayerofall June 6, 2025

by 459395 June 29, 2023
