A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

ryley knight

pure perfection

ryley knight? damn that boy is perfect

by krazykat1234 February 3, 2019

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

Oscar Knight

Oscar Is the most annoying person in the world, he has friends named james who is also a really annoying person who noone likes, oscar can be kind sometimes but most the time he isnt

Joe: Hey oscar can you help me
Oscar Knight : James get him!!

by SimplyLuko March 1, 2020

Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

dean knight

The esteemed and incredibly handsome dean of students at College of the Ozarks. Who by night exacts justice upon Students breaking curfew or falling asleep during convocation.

“You are Loved and You Matter” - Dean Knight

by Arem February 9, 2024