Reverse R Kelly

1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no

2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb

2) self explanatory
by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 06, 2019
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machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.
machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash
by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022
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Caelan kelly fry

a handsome boy that you have a crush on
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Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
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Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.
Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”
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R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"
by belent November 13, 2017
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The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

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Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
by Falcon Marlow January 15, 2007
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