Together with Sarahs, Julias are the best infant aunts. Not only will they bring you homecooked food and watch your newborn child while you try to get some rest, they will pick it up and make sure it wont miss the scheduled pediatrician appointment in case your boyfriend got a gastrointestinal infection from accidentaly eating babypoo, because he did not wash his hands after changing the dipers.
Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
Julias know everything about babycare and babycare products. They are very skilled cradlers and experts for calming techniques. Julias can be very protective about their nephews at times and the clear boundaries in her soft spoken voice make ill intented invaders shy away and babys feel save in her arms. Julias also have great taste in infant fashion.
While Julias make babycare look so easy, they tend to be rather hard on themselves when it comes to raising their own children. Thats why they will often only have children in their late thirtys, almost fourties.
1.
- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.
2.
- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
- omg, her sister is amazing. Shes like the best aunt ever. She makes everything look so easy. Does she have any kids of her own? i wonder.. because she would make a great mom.
- i know, right? Idk, she must be a Julia! They do everything at their own pace.
2.
- that baby looks so cute. i wanna smell its hair while its sleeping.
- careful, i think thats a Julia watching it. Lets just keep it moving.
by fifficent April 9, 2022
Get the Juliamug. Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
by lafluffieputin July 19, 2016
Get the Julia and Chillmug. The nicest person ever! The most honest person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous. A fabulous dancer and a angel at singing.
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Get the julia prattmug. Julia has struggled with kerosene deficiency for several years but she is the type of girl who can work through it. She doesn’t let her kerogen deficiency define her. She is a very uniquely unoriginal person who leads the pack by following the pack leader.
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