Jerk the Jimmy

The act of jerking the slim jim.

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"

by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020

Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019

Circle jerk

The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018

Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."

by Ariadne93279 December 13, 2018

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion

Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"

by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021