Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

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Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

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The hottest guy in the whole world. he has a 10-mile-long dick, and he fucks all the bitches.

person one - I wish I was Jeremy
person two - me too

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 6, 2023

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Gotta Jeremy

Justin Bieber's father — Jeremy Bieber abounded him as a baby and was absent from his childhood and came back in his life again when he became famous and started making money.

It's Belieber's (Justin Bieber's supporters) version of saying “Gotta Zayn” but you use it in a situation where you're supposed to be at a certain place, do a certain thing or made a promise, but bail on it and refuse to take responsibility for it.

Much like what Jeremy did when he refused to admit paternity of Justin.

Belieber 1; I helped you get an A in chemistry. Now where are the Justin Bieber tickets you promised me?
Belieber 2; Uhh. . . Gotta Jeremy. *Belieber 2, runs away*

by lowkeyrauhl December 17, 2016

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