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Jack special

Jack special is where you go into a toilet cubical and urinate on the floor, if you are feeling happy you may also leave excrement on the floor.
Hey guys, i've just finished my jack special in your Nan's toilet.
by Not_Kebab_Man_6 September 14, 2010
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Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.
Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.
by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008
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jackalope

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
by Morpoggel January 2, 2005
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Jack Bruce

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.
Jack Bruce can sing like no other!
by John Underwood May 20, 2005
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Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.
Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!
by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006
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isabelle and jack

two people made for eachother, complete soulmates who make eachother so happy, and will be together forever
girl 1: who are they?
girl 2: oh thats isabelle and jack, they're made for eachother
by zipzapzing January 7, 2012
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Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.
I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.
by Daddybot October 3, 2012
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