cliff jumper

Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping off a cliff.

Guy: Check out Vanessa.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.

by Mark November 24, 2004

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

by MrKoi June 1, 2007

jumper

a person's ability to make a shot in basketball or something of that sort like a paper ball in the trash can. Considered "broke" if it's bad.

"That foo' right there gotta broke ass jumper."

by xxchaoticreignxx May 24, 2005

Roof Jumpers

Nina, Laura, and Alexia. They simply jump off the roof and into the pool while Alexia's mom isn't home and her nanny watches. After, they get in their pajamas and walk next to US1 to get hit on by ugly acne scarred men. They then go back to Alexia's house and sex the momennt in Alexia's unfurnished living room where then Jacob, Alexia's lover gets jealouse. Oh yes, the three girls also lick eachothers breasts wiht clothes on. ;) :)

Laura, Nina, and Alexia are roof jumping of 3 stories the next time the attempt a stunt.

by alfie January 24, 2005

jammer

A bitch with no penis

That Patrick is a real jammer.

by Jammer:-! May 1, 2005

Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015

bush jumper

a person who jumps in a bush because he or she gets a thrill out of it ya wank

dude Kirkish is the best bush jumper in Owosso Bitch face

by Kirkish October 28, 2003