Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

by 3nothappening November 27, 2010

Dirt Scratch

When you crash on a dirtbike or bicycle in the dirt.

Hey did you see dolla bill do that dirt scratch off that little jump?

by mxscott14 March 27, 2009

Dirt Nap

Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.

"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

tit dirt

a phrase that can be used to explain negativeness

Bob: " wow that job was harder than tit dirt."

by BIZZLE55 June 28, 2010

dirt bag

1) Hoover: Receptical for the temporary storage of dust/dirt collected by the vacuum cleaner. 2) Harley: Operator of said vehicle.

That dirt bag was bloated and smelled like shit!

by shUDDER to think July 22, 2003

Dirt Diggler

Dirt Diggler:. Diggler:. Also refered to as epic (search refrence for description)/ awesome (search refrence for description) and/or real cyclists. A male/female obsessed with anything mountain bike related. A group of individuals where women are hot and men who can't decide between they're mountain bikes or they're women. Although such sport is common in the 21st century only a select few really appreciate said sport/hobby. These are know as "Digglers" and or "Dirt Digglers".

Dan Rigler don't do road bikes because he's a real Diggler. It's not called fuckin road Diggler... it's fuckin Dirt Diggler.

by Dave buxy November 18, 2016

Dirt Alert

When someone says something that a dirt would say.

"I hate Taco Bell."
"Dirt Alert!"

by OogidyBoogidyNigga November 22, 2006