New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Troy and Abed in the morning

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'

Troy and Abed in the morning

by Yeetityb sheetity April 14, 2020

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking

I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump

by APfromMSP July 7, 2005

Power Morning Fart

The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.

Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!

by Berrett February 25, 2008