fuzzy helmet

When the pubic hair of another becomes trapped under your foreskin.

I shagged this really hairy bird the other day and ended up with a fuzzy helmet

by little pix December 16, 2008

night helmet

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.

"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".

by Mat Morris September 14, 2007

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

What In The Nine Hells?

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

Abbreviated: WITNH?

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

by Aidan Williamson August 1, 2007

helmet

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

by Niceemcee January 19, 2004

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Saggy Helmet

A drink, or a cocktail. It consist's of Smirnoff Ice and A large glass of rose wine . Traditionally served in a pint glass over ice.
It has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this.

I'll have a Saggy Helmet please bar keep. How much!

by drunked March 17, 2009